A simple note......

Dear Hashtags,
Fuck off.
Regards,
Me

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Universal Balance

Yesterday ....I was the kind of asshole who knowingly ripped open a magazine that didn't belong to me and then fixed a nice cup of tea. 

Today.... I will balance out yesterday's transgression by allowing one car to merge into my lane when they clearly knew the lane ended 500 feet ago.